The Oracle Of Moonshots Hoodie — Funny Warren Buffett

The Oracle of Omaha has finally snapped. Decades of boring compound interest and reading annual reports have taken their toll, and Warren is ready to join the degenerate apes in the financial casino. Why wait thirty years for a sensible dividend when you can leverage your entire net worth on a digital dog coin at three in the morning?

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• Absolutely not approved by Berkshire Hathaway or anyone with a fiduciary duty.
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• Buy high, never sell, ride it straight into the earth's crust.

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