The Prince Albert Drive-Thru — Funny Y2K Piercing Mug

You can sanitize the early 2000s for your corporate mood boards all you want, but we remember what the culture actually was: cheap chrome, untreated infections, and making irreversible anatomical decisions in the parking lot of a 24-hour slider franchise. This is a tribute to the era when the human body was just another drive-thru surface to puncture.

Featuring a glistening, airbrushed Y2K chrome homage to America's most digestible miniature burger, hijacked to advertise a genital piercing that takes six months to heal. Because nothing says "the customer is always right" quite like industrial body modification served in a sack of steamed onions. Nostalgia is a disease; we’re just treating the symptoms with sterile saline.

• Not responsible for tissue rejection, migration, or deep-fryer grease burns
• Combo meal includes one captive bead ring and a medium Diet Coke
• Do not submerge in public pools or fast-food ball pits for 6 to 8 weeks

A perfectly sized morning vessel that ships fast directly to your local mall parking lot.

Everything is printed to order by our manufacturing partners, mainly in the United States — your item is made after you buy it, then shipped fast with tracking emailed the moment it leaves the printer. U.S. delivery is free.

Production and transit times are published as separate numbers in the shipping policy, so you can check them before you buy.

Returns are accepted for 30 days from delivery — see the refund policy. Questions go to a person, not a ticket robot: contact us.