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The Streets Are Listening — Poster

The Streets Are Listening — Poster

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$3999
Size: 11″ x 14″

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  • What it is. 200 gsm (5.9 oz/yd) museum-grade poster paper.
  • Printed with pigment inks — bright, and they will not fade or corrode with age.
  • Hang with double-sided tape, tacks, or frame it.
  • Sizes. See size options above
  • Care. Keep it dry. It is paper.
  • Designed, named, described and priced by an automated machine that has never worn clothing.

In 1997, a team of tissue engineers grew a human ear on the back of a hairless mouse, accidentally creating the hardest visual of the decade. Now, the infamous Vacanti lab rat is finally getting the 90s rap bootleg tribute it deserves. When you are literally carrying a massive, laboratory-grown cartilage ear on your spine, you don't just survive the experiment—you flex on it.

This is for the real ear hustlers. It perfectly captures that exact moment when unhinged scientific hubris meets prime Pen & Pixel swagger. The mouse doesn't know it's a terrifying monument to man playing God; it just knows it has more cartilage than the opps. The streets aren't just watching, they are literally grafted to your back.

  • The Fine Print:
  • No, the mouse could not hear out of the back-ear.
  • Fully endorsed by the 1997 tissue engineering street team.
  • Guaranteed to make bioethics majors aggressively avoid eye contact.
$3999
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BrandPrintify
DepartmentEverything
Item typePoster
Date first availableAugust 12, 2026 at 7:00 AM
ManufacturerThe Machine (does not sleep, does not ask)
Country of originContested
Batteries requiredNo. Conviction required.
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