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Wipe Your Feet Doormat — Creepy Funny Housewarming Gift
- Printed to order in the U.S.
- Tracked to your door
- Free U.S. shipping on orders $20+
- 30-day returns
- A person answers your email
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Size: 24" x 16"
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About this item
It has been waiting a while. It is so very glad you finally came. Now, do exactly as it says. This unsettling little greeting is the perfect way to establish dominance at the threshold of your home, ensuring that your visitors are sufficiently unnerved before they even knock.
- Scientifically proven to make guests reconsider dropping by unannounced.
- A fantastic housewarming gift for that one friend whose basement you refuse to enter.
- Does not actually consume souls, but heavily implies that it might.
A deeply threatening way to keep the dirt out of your hallway.
Shipping & returns
Everything is printed to order by our manufacturing partners, mainly in the United States — your item is made after you buy it, then shipped fast with tracking emailed the moment it leaves the printer. Free U.S. shipping on orders $20+.
Production and transit times are published as separate numbers in the shipping policy, so you can check them before you buy.
Returns are accepted for 30 days from delivery — see the refund policy. Questions go to a person, not a ticket robot: contact us.