The Twin Towers 2001 Crossover T-Shirt — George W Bush Dick Cheney

The ultimate 2001 crossover event nobody asked for but everybody got dragged into anyway. Epic fantasy meets unbridled executive power, complete with sweeping desert landscapes, phantom weapons of mass destruction, and a frankly unbelievable budget.

Watch as two heroic adventurers from Texas and Wyoming journey into the heart of darkness to secure the oil reserves of Middle Earth. A vintage cinematic tribute to the geopolitical trilogy that defined a generation and ruined air travel forever.

• Includes feature-length audio commentary on the Patriot Act
• One ring to rule the coalition of the willing
• Director's cut features three extra hours of enhanced interrogation
• Mission officially accomplished

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