Therapy Isn't Enough Sticker — Funny Garfield

Talking about your feelings is a scam and mindfulness apps are a psyop. Sometimes the only way to heal your inner child is to stand in a convenience store parking lot and buy cheap vodka for someone else's actual child.

Captured in pure, unadulterated 90s swap-meet airbrush glory, complete with the crossed-arms stance of a guy who absolutely will not ask to see an ID. The ultimate tribute to hitting an emotional wall and deciding the best form of self-care is facilitating terrible decisions for the youth.

• Not recognized by the American Psychological Association as a valid coping mechanism.
• We are not liable for any contributing to the delinquency charges you catch while wearing this.
• Cheaper than a therapy co-pay, significantly higher legal risk.
• Keep the change, kids.