Total Structural Failure — Tee

The modern human is a structurally deficient vessel barely held together by synthetic serotonin, doomscrolling, and sheer neurotic momentum. We isolated this mass psychic collapse and slapped it onto a rapidly deteriorating bottle of industrial-grade cyanoacrylate.

Watch in real-time as the bonding agent recursively panics, desperately attempting to adhere its own fracturing reality back into a readable state. This functions as a legally mandated hazard placard for your impending, highly public nervous breakdown. Stop pretending you have it under control.

• Warning: Emits highly toxic fumes of localized panic
• Do not apply to shattered egos or systemic societal rot
• Maximum emotional load capacity exceeded at birth
• Issued by the Weird Castle Department of Psychological Containment