Tummy Ache Survivor Candle — Funny Meme Gift
- Printed to order in the U.S.
- Tracked to your door
- Free U.S. delivery
- 30-day returns
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Size: 9oz
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About this item
They said it couldn't be done. They said a mammal of this size simply could not consume three pounds of fermented drywall, a rancid hotdog casing, and half a glow stick without catastrophic consequences. Yet here you stand, a brave pioneer and a testament to the sheer, unhinged resilience of the unregulated digestive tract. This funny meme gift is perfect for the lactose intolerant, the chronically ill, or anyone who regularly fights for their life in the bathroom after making terrible dietary decisions.
- The Fine Print:
- Verified by top alleyway physicians and back-porch scientists.
- Efficacy of surviving actual garbage not guaranteed by the FDA.
- Not a substitute for making a single good dietary decision.
Shipping & returns
Everything is printed to order by our manufacturing partners, mainly in the United States — your item is made after you buy it, then shipped fast with tracking emailed the moment it leaves the printer. U.S. delivery is free.
Production and transit times are published as separate numbers in the shipping policy, so you can check them before you buy.
Returns are accepted for 30 days from delivery — see the refund policy. Questions go to a person, not a ticket robot: contact us.