Tummy Ache Survivor Shirt — Funny Meme Tee

They said it couldn't be done. They said a mammal of this size simply could not consume three pounds of fermented drywall, a rancid hotdog casing, and half a glow stick without catastrophic consequences. Yet here you stand, a brave pioneer and a testament to the sheer, unhinged resilience of the unregulated digestive tract. The perfect funny meme shirt for the chronically ill and gastronomically reckless.

• The Fine Print:
• Verified by top alleyway physicians and back-porch scientists.
• Efficacy of surviving actual garbage not guaranteed by the FDA.
• Not a substitute for making a single good dietary decision.
• An excellent weird gift for anyone who really shouldn't have eaten that.

Everything is printed to order by our manufacturing partners, mainly in the United States — your item is made after you buy it, then shipped fast with tracking emailed the moment it leaves the printer. U.S. delivery is free.

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