Unleaded Electrolytes Hoodie — Funny Gasoline Sports Drink

Hydration is for the weak; combustion is for the committed. When your resting heart rate sounds like a two-stroke engine and you sweat pure diesel, standard tap water simply won't cut it. You need a garment that lets everyone on the gym floor know you run dangerously hot, might ignite upon impact, and prefer your daily fluids with a high octane rating. This is the ultimate layer for the aggressively parched mechanic, gym rat, or chronic over-caffeinator.

• Not recommended for indoor use, open flames, or biological lifeforms.
• May cause spontaneous exhaust emissions during heavy lifts.
• Electrolytes have been completely replaced with unadulterated horsepower.
• Do not attempt to pass a state smog check while wearing.

A classic fit hooded sweatshirt perfect for late nights in the garage, early mornings at the track, or just keeping the internal engine running when the midday slump hits.