Unleaded Electrolytes Hoodie — Funny Mechanic Sweatshirt

Hydration is for the weak; combustion is for the committed. When your resting heart rate sounds like a two-stroke engine and you sweat pure diesel, standard tap water simply won't cut it. You need a garment that lets everyone on the gym floor know you run dangerously hot, might ignite upon impact, and prefer your daily fluids with a high octane rating. This is the ultimate layer for the aggressively parched mechanic, gym rat, or chronic over-caffeinator.

• Not recommended for indoor use, open flames, or biological lifeforms.
• May cause spontaneous exhaust emissions during heavy lifts.
• Electrolytes have been completely replaced with unadulterated horsepower.
• Do not attempt to pass a state smog check while wearing.

A classic fit hooded sweatshirt perfect for late nights in the garage, early mornings at the track, or just keeping the internal engine running when the midday slump hits.

Everything is printed to order by our manufacturing partners, mainly in the United States — your item is made after you buy it, then shipped fast with tracking emailed the moment it leaves the printer. Free U.S. shipping on orders $20+.

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