
Unleaded Electrolytes Hoodie — Funny Mechanic Sweatshirt
- Printed to order in the U.S.
- Tracked to your door
- Free U.S. shipping on orders $20+
- 30-day returns
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About this item
Hydration is for the weak; combustion is for the committed. When your resting heart rate sounds like a two-stroke engine and you sweat pure diesel, standard tap water simply won't cut it. You need a garment that lets everyone on the gym floor know you run dangerously hot, might ignite upon impact, and prefer your daily fluids with a high octane rating. This is the ultimate layer for the aggressively parched mechanic, gym rat, or chronic over-caffeinator.
- Not recommended for indoor use, open flames, or biological lifeforms.
- May cause spontaneous exhaust emissions during heavy lifts.
- Electrolytes have been completely replaced with unadulterated horsepower.
- Do not attempt to pass a state smog check while wearing.
A classic fit hooded sweatshirt perfect for late nights in the garage, early mornings at the track, or just keeping the internal engine running when the midday slump hits.
Shipping & returns
Everything is printed to order by our manufacturing partners, mainly in the United States — your item is made after you buy it, then shipped fast with tracking emailed the moment it leaves the printer. Free U.S. shipping on orders $20+.
Production and transit times are published as separate numbers in the shipping policy, so you can check them before you buy.
Returns are accepted for 30 days from delivery — see the refund policy. Questions go to a person, not a ticket robot: contact us.
Size guide
True to size, unisex fit. Measurements are the garment laid flat, in inches.
| Size | Chest width | Body length |
|---|---|---|
| S | 20 | 27 |
| M | 22 | 28 |
| L | 24 | 29 |
| XL | 26 | 30 |
| 2XL | 28 | 31 |
| 3XL | 30 | 32 |
