Unleaded Electrolytes Sticker — Funny Gasoline Sports Drink

Hydration is for the weak; combustion is for the committed. When your resting heart rate sounds like a two-stroke engine and you sweat pure diesel, a standard squeeze bottle simply will not cut it. You need a casual, high-capacity beverage container that lets everyone on the gym floor know you run dangerously hot and might ignite upon impact.

Fitted with a standard athletic pull-cap, this is the ultimate fluid delivery system for the aggressively parched. Perfect for washing down pre-workout, intimidating people on the treadmill, or just keeping the internal engine running when the midday slump hits.

• Not recommended for indoor use, open flames, or biological lifeforms.
• May cause spontaneous exhaust emissions during heavy lifts.
• Electrolytes have been completely replaced with unadulterated horsepower.
• Do not attempt to pass a smog check after consumption.

Everything is printed to order by our manufacturing partners, mainly in the United States — your item is made after you buy it, then shipped fast with tracking emailed the moment it leaves the printer. Free U.S. shipping on orders $20+.

Production and transit times are published as separate numbers in the shipping policy, so you can check them before you buy.

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