
Smoking The Urn Pack Hoodie — Ghost Bong Rip Weed Meme
- Printed to order in the U.S.
- Tracked to your door
- Free U.S. shipping on orders $20+
- 30-day returns
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About this item
Some victories demand a higher level of disrespect. When simply outliving your haters isn't enough, it's time to cash in on the ultimate spiritual flex: smoking the urn pack. Taking a massive, ghostly bong rip directly from the cremation vessel of your biggest opp.
This deeply unhinged graphic literalizes the concept of smoking the opposition. It is the definitive weed meme apparel for those who know the best revenge is inhaling the earthly remains of your enemies until you ascend to the astral plane.
- Warning: severe risk of demonic coughing fits
- Not responsible for poltergeists spawned by secondhand smoke
- Contains 0% tobacco, 100% deceased haters
Shipping & returns
Everything is printed to order by our manufacturing partners, mainly in the United States — your item is made after you buy it, then shipped fast with tracking emailed the moment it leaves the printer. Free U.S. shipping on orders $20+.
Production and transit times are published as separate numbers in the shipping policy, so you can check them before you buy.
Returns are accepted for 30 days from delivery — see the refund policy. Questions go to a person, not a ticket robot: contact us.
Size guide
True to size, unisex fit. Measurements are the garment laid flat, in inches.
| Size | Chest width | Body length |
|---|---|---|
| S | 20 | 27 |
| M | 22 | 28 |
| L | 24 | 29 |
| XL | 26 | 30 |
| 2XL | 28 | 31 |
| 3XL | 30 | 32 |
