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Welcome-ish Funny Introvert Doormat
- Made to order
- Tracked to your door
- Free U.S. shipping on orders $20+ — this one gets you there
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Size: 24" x 16"
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What you’re actually getting
A castle that cannot fully commit to hospitality. Set the bar appropriately low before anyone even knocks. The Welcome-ish doormat is for the socially fatigued homeowner who likes the concept of friends but hates the reality of hosting. It tells your guests, "I will open the door, but I am going to sigh when I do it."
- Perfect for scaring off overly chatty neighbors
- Non-committal greetings for the chronically exhausted
- A gentle reminder that visitors are on thin ice
Ideal for your front porch, back patio, or the entrance to your antisocial bunker.
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