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Welcome-ish Funny Introvert Doormat
- Printed to order in the U.S.
- Tracked to your door
- Free U.S. shipping on orders $20+
- 30-day returns
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Size: 24" x 16"
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About this item
A castle that cannot fully commit to hospitality. Set the bar appropriately low before anyone even knocks. The Welcome-ish doormat is for the socially fatigued homeowner who likes the concept of friends but hates the reality of hosting. It tells your guests, "I will open the door, but I am going to sigh when I do it."
- Perfect for scaring off overly chatty neighbors
- Non-committal greetings for the chronically exhausted
- A gentle reminder that visitors are on thin ice
Ideal for your front porch, back patio, or the entrance to your antisocial bunker.
Shipping & returns
Everything is printed to order by our manufacturing partners, mainly in the United States — your item is made after you buy it, then shipped fast with tracking emailed the moment it leaves the printer. Free U.S. shipping on orders $20+.
Production and transit times are published as separate numbers in the shipping policy, so you can check them before you buy.
Returns are accepted for 30 days from delivery — see the refund policy. Questions go to a person, not a ticket robot: contact us.