Well Shit Hoodie — Funny Skeleton Arm Falls Off

You finally went for it. You saw a brief, shimmering moment of childlike joy floating by in the breeze, and you reached out to grab it. Naturally, your entire arm immediately detached at the socket. That is what you get for trying to have a nice time in this dark humor graphic hoodie.

Rendered in a classic vintage comic halftone style, it is the ultimate tribute to every time you tried to grasp a little happiness and the universe physically dismantled you for the attempt. A timeless mood for anyone who has ever tried to be an optimist and was instantly punished for their hubris.

• Balloons are not legally required to wait for you to reassemble yourself.
• Orthopedic copays for joy-related injuries are strictly out-of-pocket.
• Calcium supplements will not fix your underlying existential dread.
• Bones are structural; morale is entirely optional.

Perfect for wallowing in your mistakes and waiting for the balloon to come back.