Well Shit T-Shirt — Funny Skeleton Arm Falls Off

You finally went for it. You saw a brief, shimmering moment of childlike joy floating by in the breeze, and you reached out to grab it. Naturally, your entire arm immediately detached at the socket. That’s what you get for trying to have a nice time.

Rendered in classic vintage comic halftone, this funny retro comic art shirt is the ultimate tribute to every time you tried to grasp a little happiness and the universe physically dismantled you for the attempt. A timeless nihilist graphic tee for anyone who has ever tried to be an optimist and was instantly punished for their hubris.

• Balloons are not legally required to wait for you to reassemble yourself.
• Orthopedic copays for joy-related injuries are strictly out-of-pocket.
• Calcium supplements will not fix your underlying existential dread.
• Bones are structural; morale is entirely optional.

A great everyday tee that pairs perfectly with casual nihilism and sudden onset disaster.