Wellness Pivot T-Shirt — Funny Ghostface Art the Clown

Serial killers are pivoting to wellness. After decades of carrying the entire franchise industry on their backs, they are finally setting boundaries, prioritizing self-care, and engaging in low-impact cardio. The blood of the innocent simply does not hit like a crisp morning breeze and a purring emotional support animal in a wicker basket.

A vintage airbrush tribute to the men who refuse to die, finally taking a moment to live. Hang up the hacksaw and embrace the healing power of a pastel step-through frame. You cannot pour from an empty cup, especially if that cup is supposed to be full of viscera.

• Your trauma is their cute little hobby.
• The little bell goes ring-ring right before the landline does.
• Mindfulness means being fully present while dismembering.
• Zero victims were spared in the making of this core memory.