What The Ducky Hoodie — Funny Cursed Rubber Duck

Printed as: “What The Fucky Rubber Ducky”

There are exactly two modes of existence left in the modern world. The first is a terrifyingly fragile state of caffeinated optimism where the inbox is manageable, the sun is shining, and you are vibrating at a frequency best described as 'okey dokey artichokey.'

The second mode is when the wheels come off the wagon, the wagon catches fire, and the horses start demanding equity. This is a brightly colored tribute to the latter. A helpful reminder that while resilience is a virtue, sometimes the only medically sound response to the universe is aggressive, rhyming hostility.

• Not recommended for use during formal performance reviews
• Technically qualifies as a court-ordered coping mechanism
• HR has already been notified of your general attitude
• Absolutely zero ducks were given

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