Wild Caught White Bread Shirt — Funny Fly Fishing Trout

There is nothing quite like standing waist-deep in a freezing river at dawn, perfectly casting a hand-tied nymph into the misty riffles, and reeling in a majestic, waterlogged slice of bleached white bread. A true sportsman respects the quiet poetry of nature, the thrill of the fight, and the soggy reality of river trash.

This funny fishing shirt is for the rugged outdoorsman who understands that the real trophy isn't a cutthroat trout, but an aggressively limp carbohydrate you wrestled for forty-five minutes just to take a profile picture with. Cradle it gently. Show it the respect it deserves before you throw it back.

• 100% catch and release only
• Baiting ducks with this is considered unsportsmanlike
• Guaranteed to impress heavily divorced men in expensive waders
• The ideal weird outdoors gift for the angler who catches absolutely nothing

Features a standard retail fit that layers perfectly under chest waders.