Wrong Castle Cross-Fade T-Shirt — Spider-Man Game Boy Peach's Castle

You took a wrong swing through the multiverse, missed your designated franchise by a solid three dimensions, and now you're just trying to chill on the local monarchy's front lawn. It is exhausting being a heavily-leveraged piece of intellectual property, and sometimes you just need to sit cross-legged in low-poly bliss and spark one up.

Rendered in the battery-devouring monochromatic green of a 1989 handheld console. This is exactly what happens when the copyright lawyers look away for five seconds and two completely unrelated entertainment conglomerates accidentally pass the Dutchie.

• Not approved by any plumber, princess, or comic publisher.
• Does not include four double-A batteries or a screen magnifier.
• Web fluid may smell suspiciously like skunk.