Yeah I'm Into K-POP Hoodie — Funny Korn Band K-pop Joke

Stan culture just got a lot more aggressive, slightly out of breath, and heavily reliant on a 2004 broadband connection. You aren't into synchronized dancing or high-gloss music videos; you're into letting a primitive algorithm blindly feed you the same six tracks from Follow the Leader, interrupted only by unskippable audio ads for tactical flashlights.

This is a deep-fried tribute to the true pioneers of the genre. When they ask who your bias is, just scream a guttural beatbox noise, adjust your wallet chain, and explain you've been skipping tracks on the free tier for forty-five minutes trying to find Freak on a Leash.

• Not responsible for the sudden manifestation of phantom dreadlocks.
• Your fan army consists entirely of guys named Kyle who drink room-temperature energy drinks.
• Audio fidelity capped at 64kbps for maximum authenticity.
• Boom-na-da-noom-na-namena.