You Are Not Enough T-Shirt — Funny You Need to Be More Jacked
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Remember when the glowing star on your elementary school homework told you that you were special just the way you are? That star lied. Welcome to adulthood, where the celestial bodies demand hypertrophy and a strict calorie deficit. This cheerful little mascot is here to deliver the cold, hard truth: self-acceptance is just a fitness plateau with better PR.
Perfect for wearing to the squat rack while you actively avoid eye contact in the mirror, or just as a friendly reminder to strangers that inner beauty doesn't push plates. Let the whimsy of the cosmos bully you into your next set until you finally achieve the impossible standard of being physically intimidating enough to quiet the voices.
- Wishing on this star only grants vascularity
- Scientifically proven to trigger body dysmorphia in 86% of onlookers
- Replaces your inner child with a screaming personal trainer named Chad
- Do not look directly at the star if you skipped leg day
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