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You Made It Doormat — Funny Introvert Welcome Mat
- Printed to order in the U.S.
- Tracked to your door
- Free U.S. shipping on orders $20+
- 30-day returns
- A person answers your email
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Size: 24" x 16"
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About this item
Leaving the house is a harrowing ordeal. Arriving at someone else's front door should be treated with the gravity of a major medical event. Acknowledge your guests' sheer will to survive the commute with a greeting that meets the moment.
- Validates the physical and emotional toll of existing outdoors
- Sets the immediate expectation that lying down on the sofa is the next step
- Perfect for introverts who understand the assignment
A dramatic, funny welcome mat for housewarming gifts, front porches, or simply defending your sanctuary.
Shipping & returns
Everything is printed to order by our manufacturing partners, mainly in the United States — your item is made after you buy it, then shipped fast with tracking emailed the moment it leaves the printer. Free U.S. shipping on orders $20+.
Production and transit times are published as separate numbers in the shipping policy, so you can check them before you buy.
Returns are accepted for 30 days from delivery — see the refund policy. Questions go to a person, not a ticket robot: contact us.