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Comfort Corps

Join the Comfort Corps — elite operators in the war against bad vibes.Our sweaters are tactical softness for life’s emotional cold fronts. They’re not just warm; they’re weaponized comfort. Features: Fleece-lined for maximum coping Great for lounging, loitering, or existential dread Machine washable, emotionally unavailable

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Coffin built like a Yeti cooler, rope handles and latches, lid badge reads KEEPS 'EM COLD, on a hoodie — Black Keeps 'Em Cold Hoodie — Funny Yeti Cooler Parody $59.99 Fly fishing scene of a leaping trout with a slice of white bread, labelled Salmo panis, on a hoodie — Black Wild Caught White Bread Hoodie — Funny Fly Fishing Trout $59.99 White picket fence guillotine with a FINAL NOTICE blade, the HOA's last warning, on a hoodie — Black Picket Fence Guillotine Hoodie — Funny Anti-HOA $59.99 Furious screaming ghost sealed in a Ziploc-style bag branded RIPLOC, on a hoodie — Black Riploc Soul Storage Hoodie — Funny Ziploc Parody $59.99 War for oil collage: fighter jets, tanks, US flags and oil barrels under I SMELL OIL, on a t-shirt — Black Spreading Democracy One Barrel At A Time Shirt — Funny War for Oil $24.99 Grainy alien mugshot photos of Elon Musk in tighty-whities, front and side view, on a hoodie — Black Earth Deportation Photo Hoodie — Funny Elon Musk Alien Meme $59.99 War for oil collage: fighter jets, tanks, US flags and oil barrels under I SMELL OIL, on a hoodie — Black Spreading Democracy One Barrel At A Time Hoodie — Funny War for Oil $59.99 Corporate burnout rabbit, wide-eyed, clutching coffee, sustained by institutional dread, on a hoodie — Black Unblinking Survival Hoodie — Funny Corporate Burnout Rabbit $59.99 War for oil zine page: jets, oil drums and tanks under I SMELL OIL, WHERE IS IT?!, on a hoodie — Black Tactical Dowsing Hoodie — Funny Military Satire Geopolitics $59.99 1920s trade card of a wide-eyed vacuum cleaner snorting a line of dust off a rug, on a hoodie — Black Guaranteed Energy Hoodie — Funny Vintage Vacuum Cleaner Ad $59.99 Vintage comic dad and son proudly holding a stolen catalytic converter at the Chop Shop, on a hoodie — Black Quality Time Under A Prius Hoodie — Catalytic Converter Meme $59.99 Victorian gentleman eating a Wi-Fi router with knife and fork, LOGGED OFF ATE THE ROUTER, on a hoodie — Black Eat The Router Hoodie — Funny Victorian Wi-Fi Router Eater $59.99 Metal jerrycan for gasoline with a sports-bottle pull cap and SPORTS DRINK stamped on it, on a hoodie — Black Unleaded Electrolytes Hoodie — Funny Gasoline Sports Drink $59.99 Puma-style sports logo reading CULT with a leaping demonic goat, on a hoodie — Black CULT Athletics Hoodie — Funny Puma Parody $59.99 Rusty crowbar sealed in a toy blister pack with a 100% OFF COUPON burst, on a hoodie — Black Smash & Grab Bar Hoodie — Funny Crowbar Action Figure $59.99 Toys R Us style bouncy letters spelling CURSES with a pentagram star, on a hoodie — Black Cheerful Curses Hoodie — Funny Toys R Us Parody $59.99 Off-model Sonic the Hedgehog sprinting off with a stolen catalytic converter, on a hoodie — Black Gotta Fence Fast Hoodie — Sonic the Hedgehog Converter Thief Parody $59.99 5-Hour Energy style shot labeled 5-HOUR FELONY with Mr. Hyde swinging a cane, on a hoodie — Black 5-Hour Felony Hoodie — Funny 5-Hour Energy Parody $59.99 Wooden casket used for tailgating with a grill, a beer can and an AWAY GAME pennant, on a hoodie — Black Away Game Hoodie — Funny Coffin Tailgating $59.99 Cheese and milk carton beating up a stomach, lactose intolerance as a gang fight, on a hoodie — Black Lactose Intolerance Gang War Hoodie — Funny Dairy Gang Fight $59.99 Toothy gum monster in a terracotta pot being misted, PROUD PLANT PARENT, on a hoodie — Black Ficus Dentata Hoodie — Funny Plant Parent Teeth Monster $59.99 Sad off-model Pokemon: a jowly Pikachu, a cinderblock Squirtle and two cursed creatures, on a hoodie — Black 100% Genuine Battle Freaks Hoodie — Funny Pokemon Parody $59.99 Tamagotchi-style keychain toy whose pixel pet is a smiling tapeworm, on a hoodie — Black Virtual Tapeworm Hoodie — Funny Tamagotchi Parody $59.99 Brass knuckles whose four striking points spell TLDR, on a hoodie — Black TLDR Argument Settler Hoodie — Funny TLDR Brass Knuckles $59.99