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Comfort Corps

Join the Comfort Corps — elite operators in the war against bad vibes.Our sweaters are tactical softness for life’s emotional cold fronts. They’re not just warm; they’re weaponized comfort. Features: Fleece-lined for maximum coping Great for lounging, loitering, or existential dread Machine washable, emotionally unavailable

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Clay mom doing household chores with laundry and mop, I SUPPORT WOMEN'S SPORTS, on a hoodie — Black The Unpaid Domestic Decathlon Hoodie — Funny Mom Household Chores $59.99 Camera-wearing pigeons attacking Flock cameras above a stenciled FLOCK OFF, on a hoodie — Black Flock Off Hoodie — Funny Flock Cameras Pigeons $59.99 Jacked communion chalice spilling wine, a Holy Spirit booze pun, on a hoodie — Black 100 Proof Holy Spirit Hoodie — Funny Communion Chalice Wine Pun $59.99 Collage pigeon in a tin-foil hat flipping off one of the Flock cameras, FLOCK OFF, on a hoodie — Black Flock Off Hoodie — Funny Anti-Surveillance Camera Pigeon Sweatshirt $59.99 Woodblock-style crows with Flock cameras for heads flying over pines, FLOCK OFF, on a hoodie — Black Flock Off Hoodie — Funny Anti-Surveillance Camera Crow Sweatshirt $59.99 Shirtless Barack Obama with laser eyes riding a cyborg eagle over the White House, on a hoodie — Black Term Limits Are For Mortals Hoodie — Funny Barack Obama 2028 Eagle $59.99 Dracula stealing a sleeping woman's gold watch under DRINK BLOOD STEAL WATCHES, on a hoodie — Black Transylvanian Lick Hoodie — Funny Dracula Watch Thief Parody $59.99 Striped popcorn bucket heaped with butter-drenched human teeth and a BUTTERED TEETH banner, on a hoodie — Black Extra Butter Molars — Cursed Teeth Popcorn Hoodie $59.99 Retro cat-head candy dispenser pushing out bloody human molars under SWEET TOOTH, on a hoodie — Black Pocket Molars Hoodie — Funny Sweet Tooth Candy Dispenser $59.99 Off-brand Pinocchio in a tracksuit and gold chain with his nose sawed off flat, on a hoodie — Black Sawed-Off Liar Hoodie — Funny Pinocchio Sawed-Off Nose Parody $59.99 Gangster tooth in shades and gold chain counting cash under CASH FOR LOOSE TEETH, on a hoodie — Black We Buy Teeth Hoodie — Funny Cash for Loose Teeth $59.99 Chewed lead musket ball with teeth in pink bubblegum strings, lettered bite the bullet, on a hoodie — Black Bite The Bullet Bubblegum Hoodie — Funny Chewed Civil War Bullet $44.99 Cartoon rat in a 67 jersey under purple lightning, THE STREETS ARE LISTENING, on a hoodie — Black The Streets Are Listening Hoodie — Funny 90s Rap Mouse $44.99 Nintendo Mii-style avatar brandishing a giant glowing cigarette over chrome lettering, on a hoodie — Black Mii Need A Cigarette Hoodie — Funny Nintendo Mii Parody $44.99 Horse denier slogan: a brown horse inside a red no symbol, HORSE above, DENIER below, on a hoodie — White Stop Believing In Horses Hoodie — Funny Horse Denier Conspiracy $44.99 Icy portrait of Kim Jong Un in a puffer jacket above THE NORTH FACE lettering, on a hoodie — Black The True North Face Hoodie — Kim Jong Un Parody $44.99 Steamboat Spinal Cord Hoodie — Steamboat Willie Spinal Cord Parody — Black Steamboat Spinal Cord Hoodie — Steamboat Willie Spinal Cord Parody $44.99 Bronze carcinization sculpture: ape to man to a crab carrying a briefcase, on a hoodie — Black Terminal Evolution Hoodie — Funny Carcinization Crab Evolution $44.99 Cartoon whale in sailor hat and boxers with a squirt gun, spouting DADDY'S LIL SQUIRTER, on a hoodie — Black Lil Squirter Whale Hoodie — Funny Spouting Whale Pun $44.99 Dino nugget with a stern human face bleeding ketchup onto I AM THE APEX PREDATOR, on a hoodie — Black Mechanically Separated Apex Hoodie — Funny Dino Nugget Apex Predator $44.99 Pixel-art Leonardo DiCaprio portrait captioned NOOO DON'T TURN 25 YOUR SO SEXY AHA, on a hoodie — Black The 25-Year Glitch Hoodie — Funny Leonardo DiCaprio Turning 25 Meme $44.99 Giant frog tongue-snatching an attack helicopter out of the sky, labeled NATIVE SPECIES, on a hoodie — Black Native Species Hoodie — Funny Giant Frog vs Attack Helicopter $44.99 Garage wax tin of green toothpaste labeled EXPOSED BONE POLISH with a shop rag, on a hoodie — Black Exposed Bone Polish Hoodie — Funny Toothpaste Bone Polish $44.99 Rainbow donkey pinata labeled AWAITING BLUNT TRAUMA, on a hoodie — Black Festive Beating Receptacle Hoodie — Funny Pinata Burnout $44.99