Stickers
Stickers for people who read the footnotes, screenshot the terms of service, and can't stop posting about it. Weird Castle stickers are deadpan-official documents, fake warning labels, unsanctioned seals of approval, blunt-force opinions, and satirical dispatches from the institutions that run your life — slapped flat onto 3-inch vinyl. Gag gifts for the chronically online, the terminally informed, the power-watchers, and anyone who needs to mark their laptop with something that will make a coworker silently stare and then quietly not ask. Each one has a specific target and says the quiet part out loud. No cute animals. No vibes. Just receipts.These are meme stickers with a thesis — absurdist merch that punches up at corporations, governments, billionaires, and the general architecture of the bit. Funny stickers for water bottles, laptop stickers for the politically unhinged, satirical decals for people who think 'disruptive' is a threat, not a pitch deck. If you've been looking for stickers that feel like a declassified memo stapled to a bathroom wall, welcome. Authorized personnel only.
Inflation: Fixed It Sticker — Money Printer Go Brrr Decal
$4.99
Retain Nothing Sticker - Funny Back To School Decal
$4.99
Property of D.O.D. Psychochemical Testing Vinyl Sticker
$4.99
Grade A American Sticker — Funny Sarcastic Laptop Decal
$4.99
Re-Enrolled: Voluntary Participation Not Verified Funny Sticker
$4.99
Diagnosed: Having Opinions Sticker — Funny Feminist Decal
$4.99
Processing Your Claim — Funny Social Security Skeleton Sticker
$4.99
Office of Strategic Narratives Sticker - Funny Government Decal
$4.99
Inflation Engineer Sticker — Money Printer Go Brrr Decal
$4.99
Citation Needed Sticker — Funny Edit War Laptop Decal
$4.99
WIKIPEDIA ONGOING EVENTS DESK — SENIOR EDITOR STAFF — Sticker
$4.99
CHRONICALLY ONLINE DISASTER RESPONSE — INCIDENT #69420 — AUTHORIZED PERSONNEL ONLY — Sticker
$3.99