Stickers
Stickers for people who read the footnotes, screenshot the terms of service, and can't stop posting about it. Weird Castle stickers are deadpan-official documents, fake warning labels, unsanctioned seals of approval, blunt-force opinions, and satirical dispatches from the institutions that run your life — slapped flat onto 3-inch vinyl. Gag gifts for the chronically online, the terminally informed, the power-watchers, and anyone who needs to mark their laptop with something that will make a coworker silently stare and then quietly not ask. Each one has a specific target and says the quiet part out loud. No cute animals. No vibes. Just receipts.These are meme stickers with a thesis — absurdist merch that punches up at corporations, governments, billionaires, and the general architecture of the bit. Funny stickers for water bottles, laptop stickers for the politically unhinged, satirical decals for people who think 'disruptive' is a threat, not a pitch deck. If you've been looking for stickers that feel like a declassified memo stapled to a bathroom wall, welcome. Authorized personnel only.
Voluntary Paranoia Procurement - Funny Weed Sticker
$4.99
Tap To Continue Existing — Funny American Healthcare Sticker
$4.99
User Hostile Design — Funny Anti-Social Tech Sticker
$4.99
Voluntary Capture Protocol — Funny Tech UX Sticker
$4.99
Forever Home Coffin Sticker — Funny Real Estate Joke
$4.99
Correct Seating Posture For Re-Education — Funny Dystopian Sticker
$4.99
Re-Enrolled Mandatory Orientation Fall Cycle — Funny Sticker
$4.99
Confidence (Rx) Pill Bottle Sticker - Funny Tech Bro Decal
$4.99
Barely Holding It Together Sticker - Funny Burnout Decal
$4.99
Previously Functional — Funny Burnout Vinyl Sticker
$4.99
Total Structural Failure — Funny Burnout Sticker
$4.99
Currently Stable Sticker — Funny Burnout Decal
$4.99
Literally Crushing It Sticker — Funny Corporate Burnout Decal
$4.99
Deferred Maintenance — Funny Crash Test Dummy Sticker
$4.99
Still Unpacking Sticker — Funny Burnout Therapy Decal
$4.99
Minimum Viable Product Skeleton Sticker — Funny Tech Decal
$4.99
Liquid Asset Nacho Cheese Sticker — Funny Finance Meme
$4.99
Stay Informed — Funny Doomscrolling Sticker
$4.99
Team Player Pelican Sticker — Funny Office Burnout Decal
$4.99
Still Processing Bomb Bird Sticker - Funny Burnout Decal
$4.99
Become Ungovernable Raccoon Sticker — Funny Trash Panda Meme
$4.99
Mandated Serenity — Funny CALM Anxiety Mascot Sticker
$4.99
Polymer Pete Microplastics Sticker - Permanent Bloodstream Residency
$4.99