Weird Castle
Account Cart 0

Survival Mode

For the chronically online and perpetually stressed, pairing tech-dystopian dread with raw existential panic.

6 products
Voluntary Capture Protocol Tee - Funny Doomscrolling & UX Shirt — Black Voluntary Capture Protocol Tee - Funny Doomscrolling & UX Shirt $29.99 User Hostile Design — Funny UX UI Developer T-Shirt — Black User Hostile Design — Funny UX UI Developer T-Shirt $29.99 Tap To Continue Existing — Funny Healthcare Dystopia T-Shirt — Black Tap To Continue Existing — Funny Healthcare Dystopia T-Shirt $29.99 Canned Fight-Or-Flight — Funny Possum Energy Drink T-Shirt — Black Canned Fight-Or-Flight — Funny Possum Energy Drink T-Shirt $29.99 Canned Fight-Or-Flight — Funny Possum Energy Drink Sticker Canned Fight-Or-Flight — Funny Possum Energy Drink Sticker $4.99 Forever Home Coffin Shirt — Funny Real Estate Joke Tee — White Forever Home Coffin Shirt — Funny Real Estate Joke Tee $29.99