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The Haunting Department

The castle's home-turf holiday. Basement lore leaks upstairs all month and nobody upstairs acknowledges it. Printed to order, shipped with tracking, haunted only in the ways stated on the listing.

69 products
Caped vampire with a jack-o'-lantern candy bucket: As if you could out Halloween me, on a mug Spooky Season Apex Predator Mug — Funny Vampire Halloween Brag $21.99 Caped vampire with a jack-o'-lantern candy bucket: As if you could out Halloween me, on a t-shirt Spooky Season Apex Predator Shirt — Funny Vampire Halloween Brag $24.99 Caped vampire with a jack-o'-lantern candy bucket: As if you could out Halloween me, on a sticker Spooky Season Apex Predator Sticker — Funny Vampire Halloween Brag $4.99 Caped vampire with a jack-o'-lantern candy bucket: As if you could out Halloween me, on canvas wall art — 0.75'' Spooky Season Apex Predator Canvas — Funny Vampire Halloween Brag $59.99 Michael Myers and Jason Voorhees posing arm in arm, both flipping the middle finger, on a t-shirt — Black Fuck Your Final Girl T-Shirt — Funny Michael Myers and Jason Parody $24.99 Michael Myers and Jason Voorhees posing arm in arm, both flipping the middle finger, on a hoodie — Black Fuck Your Final Girl Hoodie — Funny Michael Myers and Jason Parody $59.99 Michael Myers and Jason Voorhees posing arm in arm, both flipping the middle finger, on a sticker — White Fuck Your Final Girl Sticker — Funny Michael Myers and Jason Parody $4.99 Michael Myers and Jason Voorhees posing arm in arm, both flipping the middle finger, on a mug Fuck Your Final Girl Mug — Funny Michael Myers and Jason Parody $21.99 A schematic drawing with the text No Lives Matter, referencing Michael Myers and slasher movies. No Lives Matter Schematic T-Shirt — Michael Myers Blueprint Parody $24.99 Blueprint schematic of Michael Myers' mask under the words NO LIVES MATTER, on a hoodie No Lives Matter Schematic Hoodie — Michael Myers Blueprint Parody $59.99 Blueprint schematic of Michael Myers' mask under the words NO LIVES MATTER, on canvas wall art — 0.75'' No Lives Matter Schematic Canvas — Michael Myers Blueprint Parody $59.99 Blueprint style No Lives Matter sticker with funny Michael Myers horror movie slasher joke. No Lives Matter Schematic Sticker — Michael Myers Blueprint Parody $4.99 Blueprint schematic of Michael Myers' mask under the words NO LIVES MATTER, on a poster No Lives Matter Schematic Poster — Michael Myers Blueprint Parody $34.99 Blueprint schematic of Michael Myers' mask under the words NO LIVES MATTER, on a mug No Lives Matter Schematic Mug — Funny Michael Myers Blueprint Parody $21.99 A blueprint schematic mashing up Michael Myers and Michael Jackson on a graphic t-shirt The Michael Blueprint T-Shirt — Funny Michael Myers $24.99 Blueprint schematic on a hoodie showing a hybrid of Michael Myers and a pop star holding a sequined butcher knife. The Michael Blueprint Hoodie — Funny Michael Myers $59.99 A blueprint schematic of a Michael Myers and Michael Jackson hybrid holding a butcher knife and doing a pop dance pose. The Michael Blueprint Sticker — Funny Michael Myers $4.99 Patent blueprint fusing Michael Myers' mask with Michael Jackson's sequined glove, on canvas wall art The Michael Blueprint Canvas — Funny Michael Myers $59.99 Industrial blueprint schematic combining Michael Myers and an 80s pop star on a white coffee mug. The Michael Blueprint Mug — Funny Michael Myers $21.99 Patent blueprint fusing Michael Myers' mask with Michael Jackson's sequined glove, on a poster The Michael Blueprint Poster — Funny Michael Myers $34.99 Michael Myers, Jason and Frankenstein's monster on a Dunkin Donuts coffee run, on canvas wall art — 0.75'' America Runs On Slaughter Canvas — Funny Dunkin' Donuts Parody $59.99 Michael Myers, Jason and Frankenstein's monster on a Dunkin Donuts coffee run, on a poster America Runs On Slaughter Poster — Funny Dunkin' Donuts Parody $34.99 Michael Myers, Jason and Frankenstein's monster on a Dunkin Donuts coffee run, on a mug America Runs On Slaughter Mug — Funny Dunkin' Donuts Parody $21.99 Skeleton hands cupping two pumpkins, placed to sit right on the chest, on a t-shirt Gourd Groping — Funny Skeleton Pumpkin Shirt $24.99