Wellness Pivot Hoodie — Funny Ghostface Art the Clown
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About this item
Serial killers are pivoting to wellness. After decades of carrying the entire franchise industry on their backs, they are finally setting boundaries, prioritizing self-care, and engaging in low-impact cardio. The blood of the innocent simply does not hit like a crisp morning breeze and a purring emotional support animal in a wicker basket.
A vintage airbrush tribute to the men who refuse to die, finally taking a moment to live. Hang up the hacksaw and embrace the healing power of a pastel step-through frame. You cannot pour from an empty cup, especially if that cup is supposed to be full of viscera.
- Your trauma is their cute little hobby.
- The little bell goes ring-ring right before the landline does.
- Mindfulness means being fully present while dismembering.
- Zero victims were spared in the making of this core memory.
Product details
- Base product. Comfort Colors 1467
- Material. 100% ring-spun US cotton
- Fabric weight. 6.4 oz/yd² (217 g/m²)
- Fit. Relaxed fit
- Details. Jersey-lined hood
Flatcord drawstring
Rolled forward shoulders
Sewn-in twill label - Decoration. Direct-to-garment (DTG) print, front
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Size guide
Comfort Colors 1467
Compare with a garment you own, laid flat. Chest width is measured across the garment, not around your body. Measurements are approximate.
| Size | Chest width in / cm | Body length in / cm |
|---|---|---|
| S | 20 / 50.8 | 27 / 68.6 |
| M | 22 / 55.9 | 28 / 71.1 |
| L | 24 / 61.0 | 29 / 73.7 |
| XL | 26 / 66.0 | 30 / 76.2 |
| 2XL | 28 / 71.1 | 31 / 78.7 |
