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The Haunting Department

The castle's home-turf holiday. Basement lore leaks upstairs all month and nobody upstairs acknowledges it. Printed to order, shipped with tracking, haunted only in the ways stated on the listing.

13 products
Retro rubber-hose raccoon drinking blue liquid from a smashed magic 8-ball saying Outlook Not So Good on a hoodie. Outlook Not So Good — Funny Raccoon Hoodie $82.99 wc-house:wc-detail Outlook Not So Good — T-Shirt $29.99 A Ficus Dentata blanket featuring a creepy green houseplant growing human teeth and gums out of its stems. Ficus Dentata Blanket — Creepy Plant Parent Gift $79.99 Creepy Ficus Dentata houseplant with human teeth inside the pot, designed for weird plant parents. Ficus Dentata — Creepy Plant Parent Hoodie $82.99 Ficus Dentata shirt featuring a strange houseplant with human teeth growing from its leaves. Ficus Dentata Shirt — Creepy Toothy Plant Tee $29.99 A cursed bootleg 90s toy blanket featuring legally evasive knockoff monsters like a jaundiced rat and sad turtle. 100% Genuine Battle Freaks Blanket — Bootleg 90s Toy Throw $79.99 A funny bootleg 90s monster art piece featuring a creepy jaundiced yellow rat and a sad turtle carrying a cinderblock. 100% Genuine Battle Freaks — Bootleg Monster Wall Art $59.99 A funny bootleg gaming parody poster featuring a jaundiced yellow rat and a miserable turtle carrying a cinderblock. 100% Genuine Battle Freaks — Funny Bootleg Gaming Poster $39.99 A funny 90s bootleg 100% Genuine Battle Freaks hoodie featuring a weird yellow rat and sad turtle graphic. 100% Genuine Battle Freaks Hoodie — Funny 90s Bootleg Knockoff $82.99 Funny 90s bootleg monster t-shirt graphic featuring a weird yellow rat and sad turtle under the words Battle Freaks. 100% Genuine Battle Freaks — Funny Bootleg Monster T-Shirt $29.99 Virtual Tapeworm Blanket — Funny Retro Pet Gift Virtual Tapeworm Blanket — Funny Retro Pet Gift $79.99 Virtual Tapeworm Hoodie — Retro Pixel Pet Parody — Black Virtual Tapeworm Hoodie — Retro Pixel Pet Parody $82.99 Virtual Tapeworm Shirt — Retro Digital Pet Tee — Black Virtual Tapeworm Shirt — Retro Digital Pet Tee $29.99