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Horror Parody Shirts & Gifts

Funny horror-movie parody designs for slasher fans. "The Michael Blueprint" and "No Lives Matter Schematic" turn Michael Myers into technical drawings. "America Runs On Slaughter" is for the masked summer-camp killer who needs his coffee first. "Support Local Texas Butchers" is a small-business ad for a chainsaw family, "Fuck Your Final Girl" roots for the other side of the slasher trope, and "Curry on Curry" puts Tim Curry's Pennywise and Dr. Frank-N-Furter in one backstage photo.

They come on T-shirts, hoodies, mugs, stickers, posters and canvas wall art: a Halloween gift for the horror fan who has seen everything. More parody lives on satire merch.

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Leatherface revving a bloody chainsaw under He's From Texas, I Can Tell, on a t-shirt Support Local Texas Butchers T-Shirt — Funny Leatherface $24.99 Leatherface revving a bloody chainsaw under He's From Texas, I Can Tell, on a hoodie Support Local Texas Butchers Hoodie — Funny Leatherface $59.99 Leatherface revving a bloody chainsaw under He's From Texas, I Can Tell, on canvas wall art — 0.75'' Support Local Texas Butchers Canvas — Funny Leatherface $59.99 Leatherface revving a bloody chainsaw under He's From Texas, I Can Tell, on a poster Support Local Texas Butchers Poster — Funny Leatherface $34.99 Leatherface revving a bloody chainsaw under He's From Texas, I Can Tell, on a sticker Support Local Texas Butchers Sticker — Funny Leatherface $4.99 Leatherface revving a bloody chainsaw under He's From Texas, I Can Tell, on a mug Support Local Texas Butchers Mug — Leatherface He's from Texas Parody $21.99 Michael Myers and Jason Voorhees posing arm in arm, both flipping the middle finger, on a t-shirt — Black Fuck Your Final Girl T-Shirt — Funny Michael Myers and Jason Parody $24.99 Michael Myers and Jason Voorhees posing arm in arm, both flipping the middle finger, on a hoodie — Black Fuck Your Final Girl Hoodie — Funny Michael Myers and Jason Parody $59.99 Michael Myers and Jason Voorhees posing arm in arm, both flipping the middle finger, on a sticker — White Fuck Your Final Girl Sticker — Funny Michael Myers and Jason Parody $4.99 Michael Myers and Jason Voorhees posing arm in arm, both flipping the middle finger, on a mug Fuck Your Final Girl Mug — Funny Michael Myers and Jason Parody $21.99 A schematic drawing with the text No Lives Matter, referencing Michael Myers and slasher movies. No Lives Matter Schematic T-Shirt — Michael Myers Blueprint Parody $24.99 Blueprint schematic of Michael Myers' mask under the words NO LIVES MATTER, on a hoodie No Lives Matter Schematic Hoodie — Michael Myers Blueprint Parody $59.99 Blueprint schematic of Michael Myers' mask under the words NO LIVES MATTER, on canvas wall art — 0.75'' No Lives Matter Schematic Canvas — Michael Myers Blueprint Parody $59.99 Blueprint style No Lives Matter sticker with funny Michael Myers horror movie slasher joke. No Lives Matter Schematic Sticker — Michael Myers Blueprint Parody $4.99 Blueprint schematic of Michael Myers' mask under the words NO LIVES MATTER, on a poster No Lives Matter Schematic Poster — Michael Myers Blueprint Parody $34.99 Blueprint schematic of Michael Myers' mask under the words NO LIVES MATTER, on a mug No Lives Matter Schematic Mug — Funny Michael Myers Blueprint Parody $21.99 A blueprint schematic mashing up Michael Myers and Michael Jackson on a graphic t-shirt The Michael Blueprint T-Shirt — Funny Michael Myers $24.99 Blueprint schematic on a hoodie showing a hybrid of Michael Myers and a pop star holding a sequined butcher knife. The Michael Blueprint Hoodie — Funny Michael Myers $59.99 A blueprint schematic of a Michael Myers and Michael Jackson hybrid holding a butcher knife and doing a pop dance pose. The Michael Blueprint Sticker — Funny Michael Myers $4.99 Patent blueprint fusing Michael Myers' mask with Michael Jackson's sequined glove, on canvas wall art The Michael Blueprint Canvas — Funny Michael Myers $59.99 Industrial blueprint schematic combining Michael Myers and an 80s pop star on a white coffee mug. The Michael Blueprint Mug — Funny Michael Myers $21.99 Patent blueprint fusing Michael Myers' mask with Michael Jackson's sequined glove, on a poster The Michael Blueprint Poster — Funny Michael Myers $34.99 Michael Myers, Jason and Frankenstein's monster on a Dunkin Donuts coffee run, on a t-shirt America Runs On Slaughter T-Shirt — Funny Dunkin' Donuts Parody $24.99 Michael Myers, Jason and Frankenstein's monster on a Dunkin Donuts coffee run, on a hoodie America Runs On Slaughter Hoodie — Funny Dunkin' Donuts Parody $59.99

Questions about Horror Parody Shirts & Gifts

Are these official horror movie merchandise?

No. They are parody designs about horror movies and slasher tropes. Weird Castle is not affiliated with any film, studio or actor they reference.

What products are in the horror collection?

T-shirts, hoodies, coffee mugs, stickers, posters and canvas wall art.

Are they good Halloween gifts?

Yes. Everything is made to order, so allow 2-7 business days for production plus 3-5 business days for U.S. delivery, and order at least two weeks before Halloween.

How much is shipping, and how long does it take?

Shipping is free in the U.S. on orders of $20 or more. Everything is made to order: production takes 2-7 business days, then U.S. delivery takes 3-5 business days, and you get tracking by email when it ships.

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