Final Girl T-Shirt — Funny Michael Myers and Jason Slasher Parody

Printed as: “Fuck Your Final Girl”

Two unstoppably violent, completely mute icons of cinema taking a brief pause from hacking up teenagers to tell the world exactly how they feel. Why sprint through the woods after a screaming camp counselor when you can just stand on the porch, throw a photorealistic middle finger, and let them trip over a tree root all by themselves? This funny horror shirt is a beautiful crossover event dedicated to everyone who refuses to jog under any circumstances.

The machete and the butcher knife are taking the night off, but the pure, unadulterated hostility remains fully intact.

• Zero words spoken, message fully received
• Does not grant supernatural power-walking speed
• Highly recommended for wearing to court or your next family intervention

Features a comfortable retail fit perfect for lurking ominously at the end of a dark hallway.