Fuck Your Final Girl — Sticker
- Printed to order in the U.S.
- Tracked to your door
- Free U.S. shipping on orders $20+
- 30-day returns
- A person answers your email
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Surface: White
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About this item
Two unstoppably violent, completely mute icons of cinema taking a brief pause from hacking up teenagers to tell the world exactly how they feel. Why sprint through the woods after a screaming camp counselor when you can just stand on the porch, throw a photorealistic middle finger, and let them trip over a tree root all by themselves?
A beautiful crossover event dedicated to everyone who refuses to jog under any circumstances. The machete and the butcher knife are taking the night off, but the pure, unadulterated hostility remains fully intact.
- Zero words spoken, message fully received
- Does not grant supernatural power-walking speed
- Highly recommended for wearing to court or your next family intervention
Shipping & returns
Everything is printed to order by our manufacturing partners, mainly in the United States — your item is made after you buy it, then shipped fast with tracking emailed the moment it leaves the printer. Free U.S. shipping on orders $20+.
Production and transit times are published as separate numbers in the shipping policy, so you can check them before you buy.
Returns are accepted for 30 days from delivery — see the refund policy. Questions go to a person, not a ticket robot: contact us.
