Billionaire Boogeyman Sticker — Funny Elon Musk Michael Myers
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About this item
Some monsters stalk you silently through the suburbs; others buy the platform you use to complain about it and slowly strangle it to death. Captured here in the tragic glory of an awkward 1980s middle-school portrait—complete with a sensible turtleneck and feathered hair—is the ultimate mashup of unkillable, heavy-breathing terrors.
It turns out the dead, black eyes of a soulless slasher pair perfectly with the aura of a man who will fire eighty percent of his staff and then post a crying-laughing emoji. He moves at a casual, shuffling pace, but no matter how fast you run, his replies are always right behind you.
- Voted 'Most Likely to Stare Blankly Through a Window.'
- Survives being shot six times off a balcony; still shitposts.
- The only thing scarier than a kitchen knife is the new terms of service.
- Do not look directly into the dead, black eyes of the algorithm.
Product details
- Material. 100% durable vinyl
- Details. Kiss-cut to shape with the backing left intact
Glossy finish
Indoor decor — not waterproof
Bubble-free application - Decoration. UV print, kiss-cut
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