Billionaire Boogeyman Hoodie — Funny Elon Musk Michael Myers
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About this item
Some monsters stalk you silently through the suburbs; others buy the platform you use to complain about it and slowly strangle it to death. Captured here in the tragic glory of an awkward 1980s middle-school portrait—complete with a sensible turtleneck and feathered hair—is the ultimate mashup of unkillable, heavy-breathing terrors.
It turns out the dead, black eyes of a soulless slasher pair perfectly with the aura of a man who will fire eighty percent of his staff and then post a crying-laughing emoji. He moves at a casual, shuffling pace, but no matter how fast you run, his replies are always right behind you.
- Voted 'Most Likely to Stare Blankly Through a Window.'
- Survives being shot six times off a balcony; still shitposts.
- The only thing scarier than a kitchen knife is the new terms of service.
- Do not look directly into the dead, black eyes of the algorithm.
Product details
- Base product. Comfort Colors 1467
- Material. 100% ring-spun US cotton
- Fabric weight. 6.4 oz/yd² (217 g/m²)
- Fit. Relaxed fit
- Details. Jersey-lined hood
Flatcord drawstring
Rolled forward shoulders
Sewn-in twill label - Decoration. Direct-to-garment (DTG) print, front
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Size guide
Comfort Colors 1467
Compare with a garment you own, laid flat. Chest width is measured across the garment, not around your body. Measurements are approximate.
| Size | Chest width in / cm | Body length in / cm |
|---|---|---|
| S | 20 / 50.8 | 27 / 68.6 |
| M | 22 / 55.9 | 28 / 71.1 |
| L | 24 / 61.0 | 29 / 73.7 |
| XL | 26 / 66.0 | 30 / 76.2 |
| 2XL | 28 / 71.1 | 31 / 78.7 |
