Support Local Texas Butchers Mug — Leatherface He's from Texas Parody

Celebrate the rich, savory traditions of the Lone Star State with a tribute to its most passionate local butcher. Nothing says southern hospitality quite like an idling two-stroke power tool, a mask made of your neighbors, and a deep, abiding respect for locally sourced, unoptimized meat. Rendered in a pulpy, blood-soaked horror comic style, this funny slasher parody mug is for the true patriots who know that real Texas barbecue requires a little elbow grease and absolutely zero government oversight. Bring it to the office or the next neighborhood cookout and let everyone know you take family recipes very, very seriously.

• Warning: Not an official endorsement of the Texas tourism board.
• Keep hands, feet, and spare faces away from the moving chain.
• Vegetarians will be asked to leave (or stay for dinner).
• Proudly supporting unregulated meat processing since 1974.

A perfectly macabre desk accessory and an ideal gift for horror movie lovers who enjoy dark humor with their morning brew.