Support Local Texas Butchers Sticker — Funny Leatherface

Celebrate the rich, savory traditions of the Lone Star State with a tribute to its most passionate local butcher. Nothing says southern hospitality quite like an idling two-stroke power tool, a mask made of your neighbors, and a deep, abiding respect for locally sourced, unoptimized meat.

Rendered in a pulpy, blood-soaked horror comic style, this funny slasher movie sticker is for the true patriots who know that real Texas barbecue requires a little elbow grease and absolutely zero government oversight. Slap this horror parody gift on your laptop and let everyone know you take family recipes very, very seriously.

• Warning: Not an official endorsement of the Texas tourism board.
• Keep hands, feet, and spare faces away from the moving chain.
• Vegetarians will be asked to leave (or stay for dinner).
• Proudly supporting unregulated slasher meat processing since 1974.

Perfect for horror fans, true crime enthusiasts, and anyone who appreciates a good old-fashioned roadside barbecue.