Sad off-model Pokemon: a jowly Pikachu, a cinderblock Squirtle and two cursed creatures, on canvas wall art — 0.75''

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100% Genuine Battle Freaks Canvas — Funny Monster Parody

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Depth: 0.75''

Size: 11″ x 14″ (Vertical)

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What you’re actually getting

Welcome back to the discount toy aisle of 1998, where the plastics gave you a headache and the mascots looked like they had a violent criminal record. We skipped the beloved franchise entirely to bring you the monster art your grandmother accidentally bought you for your birthday, 100% genuine according to the box.

Featuring a jaundiced rat burdened with human ears and a miserable turtle carrying a cinderblock, this aggressively confident monster parody wall art captures the deeply unsettling energy of a factory trying to guess what western children want, and getting it horribly, hilariously wrong. Perfect for the home, office, or gaming room of anyone who appreciates a monster drawn entirely from memory.

The fine print:

Do not make direct eye contact with the yellow rodent.
100% genuine merchandise of a franchise that does not exist.
Will immediately forfeit any battle against a licensed cease-and-desist.
Evolves strictly into a protracted trademark dispute.
A parody. Not affiliated with or endorsed by any game publisher.

Product specifications

Product details

Details. Stretched on a 0.75" bar
Back hanging hardware included
Matte finish
Decoration. Giclée pigment print on stretched canvas

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