100 Proof Holy Spirit — Funny Religious Meme Blanket
- Printed to order in the U.S.
- Tracked to your door
- Free U.S. delivery
- 30-day returns
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Size: 50" × 60"
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About this item
Behold the chalice, completely off its hinges and entirely fueled by the blood of Christ (and maybe a little bathtub gin). This funny religious meme blanket is the perfect aesthetic for surviving extremely tense family functions, making the front pew highly uncomfortable, and quietly acknowledging that enduring the sermon has always required a two-drink minimum.
- Warning: May spontaneously turn tap water into bottom-shelf tequila
- Not legally endorsed by the Vatican or any known diocese
- Guaranteed to make youth group leaders visibly sweat
- The ultimate unhinged Christian gift for anyone whose theology includes a happy hour
Wrap yourself up and disassociate in peace while contemplating your favorite church trauma.
Shipping & returns
Everything is printed to order by our manufacturing partners, mainly in the United States — your item is made after you buy it, then shipped fast with tracking emailed the moment it leaves the printer. U.S. delivery is free.
Production and transit times are published as separate numbers in the shipping policy, so you can check them before you buy.
Returns are accepted for 30 days from delivery — see the refund policy. Questions go to a person, not a ticket robot: contact us.
