100 Proof Holy Spirit Blanket — Funny Communion Chalice Wine Pun
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Size: 50" × 60"
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About this item
Behold the chalice, completely off its hinges and entirely fueled by the blood of Christ (and maybe a little bathtub gin). This funny religious meme blanket is the perfect aesthetic for surviving extremely tense family functions, making the front pew highly uncomfortable, and quietly acknowledging that enduring the sermon has always required a two-drink minimum.
- Warning: May spontaneously turn tap water into bottom-shelf tequila
- Not legally endorsed by the Vatican or any known diocese
- Guaranteed to make youth group leaders visibly sweat
- The ultimate unhinged Christian gift for anyone whose theology includes a happy hour
Wrap yourself up and disassociate in peace while contemplating your favorite church trauma.
Product details
- Material. 100% polyester, 1/8" (3mm) thick, sherpa backing
- Details. One-sided print with a plush sherpa reverse
Hemmed edges
50" x 60" throw - Decoration. All-over sublimation, one side
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