7:00 AM Sharp Mug — Funny One-of-a-Kind Coffee Cup
Printed to order · arrives in 5–12 days in the U.S. · free delivery
30-day returns · secure Shopify checkout · a human answers questions
About this item
He told you exactly when he works. It was on every product page, buried in the terms, and prominently displayed on his profile. You were the one who turned up at the wrong time. Now you can drink your morning resentment from this highly specific, passive-aggressive coffee mug.
- One of one: We made exactly one.
- No restocks: When it is gone, we do not make another. That is a promise we are choosing to keep, not a limit of the printer.
- Capacity: Holds standard morning liquids to help you process your mistakes.
Classic ceramic coffee mug. Dishwasher and microwave safe. Ships when we feel like it.
Shipping & returns
Everything is printed to order — your item is made after you buy it. Production takes 2–7 business days, then 3–5 in transit (U.S.) or 10–20 international. Most U.S. orders arrive within 5–12 days, with tracking emailed when it ships.
Returns are accepted for 30 days from delivery — see the refund policy.