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America Runs On Slaughter Canvas — Funny Dunkin' Donuts Parody

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Depth: 0.75''

Size: 11″ x 14″ (Vertical)

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You cannot just wake up at 5 AM, put on a weathered hockey mask, and start chasing teenagers through the woods on zero sleep. Stalking is cardio. Machete swinging requires rotator cuff stamina. Before you systematically eliminate a cabin full of hormonally charged camp counselors, you need a large iced regular and a Boston Kreme. This funny horror movie parody wall art is the ultimate tribute to caffeinated slashers everywhere.

Not responsible for what happens if they are out of French Vanilla.
Chainsaws must be left idling in the parking lot.
The real horror is the artificial sweetener aftertaste.
Please do not make eye contact with the guy in the William Shatner mask.

A deadpan gift for horror fans, perfect for adding a little morning menace to your living room or kitchen decor.

Product specifications

Product details

Details. Stretched on a 0.75" bar
Back hanging hardware included
Matte finish
Decoration. Giclée pigment print on stretched canvas

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