Michael Myers and fellow horror slashers holding coffees outside a Dunkin' Donuts at night, on a sticker — White

Sticker · Weird Castle original

America Runs On Slaughter Sticker — Funny Dunkin' Donuts Parody

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Size: 3" × 3"

3" × 3" 4" × 4"

Surface: White

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What you’re actually getting

You cannot just wake up at 5 AM, put on a weathered hockey mask, and start chasing teenagers through the woods on zero sleep. Stalking is cardio. Machete swinging requires rotator cuff stamina. Before you systematically eliminate a cabin full of hormonally charged camp counselors, you need a large iced regular and a Boston Kreme. Stick this funny horror parody design on your laptop or journal to warn others before you have had your caffeine.

Not responsible for what happens if they are out of French Vanilla.
Chainsaws must be left idling in the parking lot.
The real horror is the artificial sweetener aftertaste.
Please do not make eye contact with the guy in the William Shatner mask.

A killer coffee joke gift for slasher movie fans and horror hounds.

Product specifications

Product details

Material. 100% durable vinyl
Details. Kiss-cut to shape with the backing left intact
Glossy finish
Indoor decor — not waterproof
Bubble-free application
Decoration. UV print, kiss-cut

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