
Away Game — Diehard Fan Tailgate Hoodie
- Printed to order in the U.S.
- Tracked to your door
- Free U.S. shipping on orders $20+
- 30-day returns
- A person answers your email
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About this item
You’ve followed the franchise through rebuilding decades, front-office scandals, and heartbreaking divisional losses. Why let a minor physiological setback like permanent clinical death ruin a perfectly good Sunday? Death isn’t a loss, it’s just the ultimate road trip with terrible parking.
This dark humor tailgate hoodie is for the diehard who knows loyalty doesn’t end at the grave—it just requires a slightly longer commute. Crack a cold one on the polished mahogany and fire up the charcoal. It's the ultimate display of commitment for the longest season of all.
The fine print:
- Does not guarantee favorable seating in the afterlife.
- BYOB (Bring Your Own Body).
- Please wipe the mustard off the brass handles when you're finished.
- Any heat damage from the grill will be deducted directly from your estate.
Shipping & returns
Everything is printed to order by our manufacturing partners, mainly in the United States — your item is made after you buy it, then shipped fast with tracking emailed the moment it leaves the printer. Free U.S. shipping on orders $20+.
Production and transit times are published as separate numbers in the shipping policy, so you can check them before you buy.
Returns are accepted for 30 days from delivery — see the refund policy. Questions go to a person, not a ticket robot: contact us.
Size guide
True to size, unisex fit. Measurements are the garment laid flat, in inches.
| Size | Chest width | Body length |
|---|---|---|
| S | 20 | 27 |
| M | 22 | 28 |
| L | 24 | 29 |
| XL | 26 | 30 |
| 2XL | 28 | 31 |
| 3XL | 30 | 32 |
