Away Game — Funny Diehard Sports Fan T-Shirt

You’ve followed the franchise through rebuilding decades, front-office scandals, and heartbreaking divisional losses. Why let a minor physiological setback like permanent clinical death ruin a perfectly good Sunday? Death isn’t a loss, it’s just the ultimate road trip with terrible parking. This funny diehard sports fan t-shirt is for the fanatic who knows loyalty doesn’t end at the grave—it just requires a slightly longer commute. Crack a cold one on the polished mahogany and fire up the charcoal. The ultimate tailgating gag gift for the longest season of all.

The fine print:

• Does not guarantee favorable seating in the afterlife.
• BYOB (Bring Your Own Body).
• Please wipe the mustard off the brass handles when you're finished.
• Any heat damage from the grill will be deducted directly from your estate.

A classic fit perfect for living rooms, stadium parking lots, or eternal rest.

Everything is printed to order by our manufacturing partners, mainly in the United States — your item is made after you buy it, then shipped fast with tracking emailed the moment it leaves the printer. Free U.S. shipping on orders $20+.

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Returns are accepted for 30 days from delivery — see the refund policy. Questions go to a person, not a ticket robot: contact us.