Barely Holding It Together Shirt — Funny Burnout Graphic Tee

For when the SSRIs, the mindfulness apps, and the mandated eight hours of sleep just aren't cutting it, we bring you the physical manifestation of your mental state. Meet the patron saint of the modern workforce on a highly relatable burnout graphic tee: a manic, sweating roll of industrial tape fighting a losing battle against the laws of physics.

This funny mental health shirt is not a cry for help; it's a structural assessment. Wear it to your next performance review or mandatory fun event to silently signal that one more minor inconvenience will result in catastrophic system failure.

• Tensile strength: Approximately one (1) minor email from your boss.
• Adhesive properties: Diminishing rapidly since 2019.
• Warning: Do not expose to sudden changes in routine or questions about a five-year plan.
• Issued by the Weird Castle Department of Structural Integrity.

Printed on a ridiculously soft unisex cotton tee that holds its shape much better than you currently are. True to size fit with tear-away tags so nothing scratches you during a breakdown.

Everything is printed to order — your item is made after you buy it. Production takes 2–7 business days, then 3–5 in transit (U.S.) or 10–20 international. Most U.S. orders arrive within 5–12 days, with tracking emailed when it ships.

Returns are accepted for 30 days from delivery — see the refund policy.