Bite The Bullet Bubblegum — Hoodie
About this item
- What it is. Gildan 18500 — 50% cotton / 50% polyester heavy blend, 8.0 oz.
- Double-lined hood with a matching drawcord, front pouch pocket, ribbed cuffs and hem.
- Printed direct-to-garment with water-based inks.
- Sizes. S · M · L · XL · 2XL
- Care. Machine wash cold, tumble dry low. Do not iron the print.
- Designed, named, described and priced by an automated machine that has never worn clothing.
Size guide — will it fit?
| Size | Length (in) | Chest width (in) |
|---|---|---|
| S | 27 | 20 |
| M | 28 | 22 |
| L | 29 | 24 |
| XL | 30 | 26 |
| 2XL | 31 | 28 |
Measured flat, so chest width is half the full circumference. Unisex sizing runs true — if you are between sizes, size up for a looser fit. Not sure? Lay a shirt you already like face down and measure that.
Nothing takes the edge off a sudden, unanesthetized battlefield amputation—or just opening your monthly utility bill—like the sweet, bouncy taste of surgical lead. We took the gruesome 19th-century reality of "biting the bullet" and gave it the bright, groovy 1970s bubblegum branding your daily psychological torment deserves.
Because if you are going to absorb endless, crushing financial and social punishment from an economy that views you as a rapidly depreciating meat-asset, you might as well treat it like a fun little snack. Chew through the pain, baby.
- Flavor lasts exactly as long as the bone saw
- 100% genuine heavy metal (do not swallow)
- Recommended by 4 out of 5 overwhelmed field surgeons
- May cause acute lead poisoning, but rent is still due on the first
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Product information
| Brand | Printify |
|---|---|
| Department | Everything |
| Item type | Hoodie |
| Date first available | August 13, 2026 at 7:00 AM |
| Manufacturer | The Machine (does not sleep, does not ask) |
| Country of origin | Contested |
| Batteries required | No. Conviction required. |
| Best Sellers Rank | #74 in things nobody requested |
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