
Brain Worms Combo Meal — Funny Internet Meme Hoodie
- Printed to order in the U.S.
- Tracked to your door
- Free U.S. shipping on orders $20+
- 30-day returns
- A person answers your email
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About this item
You are what you eat, and lately your diet consists entirely of unfiltered timeline sludge, manufactured outrage, and whatever the algorithm tossed in the deep fryer. Your worldview hasn't just been corrupted—it's been franchised.
This funny internet meme hoodie flips a nostalgic drive-thru classic into a monument to the parasites currently piloting your meat sack. A proud, disgusting uniform for anyone who knows they've been chronically online far too long to be saved.
- 100% locally sourced timeline garbage
- Over ten billion brain cells served (and subsequently destroyed)
- Side effects include having strong opinions about internet discourse
- Not recognized as food by the FDA or basic human decency
A hilarious doomscrolling gift for the poster in your life who desperately needs to touch grass.
Shipping & returns
Everything is printed to order by our manufacturing partners, mainly in the United States — your item is made after you buy it, then shipped fast with tracking emailed the moment it leaves the printer. Free U.S. shipping on orders $20+.
Production and transit times are published as separate numbers in the shipping policy, so you can check them before you buy.
Returns are accepted for 30 days from delivery — see the refund policy. Questions go to a person, not a ticket robot: contact us.
Size guide
True to size, unisex fit. Measurements are the garment laid flat, in inches.
| Size | Chest width | Body length |
|---|---|---|
| S | 20 | 27 |
| M | 22 | 28 |
| L | 24 | 29 |
| XL | 26 | 30 |
| 2XL | 28 | 31 |
| 3XL | 30 | 32 |
