Buy A Man Eat Fish Hoodie — Funny Surrealism

The ancient proverb has finally been fixed. Give a man a fish, he'll eat for a day. Buy a man eat fish, he day teach a fish man to a lifetime. Absolute, weaponized nonsense paired with a freshly caught fish wearing bootleg sneakers and awkwardly holding a single romantic rose. It is essentially a medical stroke rendered in visual collage form.

Ideal for those who have completely abandoned the concept of making sense. Throw this on to deeply confuse your local youth pastor, your high school English teacher, or anyone trying to offer you earnest, unsolicited life advice on a Tuesday.

• Does not constitute actual angling advice
• We are not legally liable if you smell burning toast while trying to read it
• That fish objectively has more drip than you do