Chief of Staff Sticker — Funny Donald Trump Master Chief Halo

A historic moment in American diplomacy, captured in stunningly inaccurate low-poly graphics. Many people are saying the Covenant is sending their worst—glassing our planets, folks, it’s an absolute disgrace—but we’ve got the best guys. Big guys, strong guys in green armor coming up to me with tears in their visors saying, "Sir, we finished the fight."

This is the ultimate collision of geopolitical theater and late-night Xbox Live lobby trash talk. It is a monument to all your sins, rendered in the jagged edges of a forgotten memory card. Wear it to project absolute, unhinged executive authority and confuse historians centuries from now.

• Not recognized as official UNSC diplomatic correspondence
• Cortana has formally requested political asylum
• Zero input lag when debating foreign policy
• Does not include a complimentary Energy Sword