Citation Needed Hat — Funny Fact-Check Editor Trucker Cap
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About this item
The little man in the rumpled suit has been at it for eleven hours. The article is called THE TRUTH. He is the only editor. He has been reverted 4,897 times. The talk page is locked. The suspicious IP traced back to the edit is 127.0.0.1 — localhost — meaning he is, in the technical sense, arguing with himself. He is sweating through the formal wear. The pie eyes say he knows something. The pie eyes also say he will never stop.
Citation Needed is Wikipedia's most passive-aggressive institutional maneuver — the polite way the encyclopedia says we do not believe you but we have chosen not to say so directly. Issued by Weird Castle Information Management, this printed trucker cap ensures the record is always being revised.
- Edit count: 4,897 reversions, zero consensus reached
- Talk page status: Locked pending investigation into the investigation
- Suspicious IP: 127.0.0.1 (the editor is the source)
- Article stability: Perpetually marked as a stub
- Neutral point of view: Disputed
Yupoong 6606 retro trucker cap. 74% polyester, 26% cotton. Mid profile, six-panel structured snapback. Permacurv® visor. Mesh back. DTF (direct-to-film) print, front panel.
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